sad songs...

Sun, 29 Aug 2004 15:58:51 GMT

Mon, 02 Aug 2004 15:38:16 GMT

six flags

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 01:57:15 GMT

What kind of disease are you?

pinto:

pinto is caused by sponges.

pinto makes subjects desire sex. With lepers.
To cure pinto, listen to every album by the Beatles, backwards.

interesting...

found this...

Wed, 30 Jun 2004 17:20:55 GMT

i don't remember exactly what was going on in this picture,
but i do remember chris saying how mexican i looked.

Mon, 28 Jun 2004 06:41:45 GMT

unique4lifen4evr: duuuuude our garage smells like animal piss
u Bc piNT obe AN: so do you
u Bc piNT obe AN: :-*
unique4lifen4evr: ahahahaaaaaaaa
unique4lifen4evr: ur funny :-\
u Bc piNT obe AN: haha, i farted on your bed last night
u Bc piNT obe AN: :-\
unique4lifen4evr: ewwwwwww

Sat, 26 Jun 2004 07:11:52 GMT

"A D minus? oh my god, i...passed! i passed! i passed, hahahaha...
i wish we could have gotten to know each other, this is a little awkward."

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 17:33:26 GMT

i donn know if this is good or bad...

Wed, 16 Jun 2004 04:23:15 GMT

raa

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 04:14:20 GMT

Last Person Who...

*Slept in your bed - amanda
*Saw you cry - amanda
*Made you cry - idk
*Spent the night at your house - aj
*You shared a drink with - donno
*You went to the movies with - amanda, chris, tuggs, mani, ? soo long ago, shrek 2
*You went to the mall with - amanda
*Yelled at you - lol, amanda
*Sent you an email - ms. k

Have You Ever...

*Said "I love you?" - yes
*Been to New York? - nope
*Been to Florida? - yes
*California? - nope
*hawaii? - nope
*Mexico? - nope
*China? - nope
*London? - nope
*Canada? - nope
*Danced naked - nope
*Dreamed something really crazy and then it happens the next day? - yeah
*Stalked someone? - lol, no

Pick One...

*Apples or bananas? bananas! funner to eat
*Red or blue? - blue, sorry aj
*Maths or English? - english
*radio or CD? - cd
*drawing or painting? - hmmmm, drawing?

The Last Few Questions...

*Lucky number - 8
*Things you like in a girl/guy - smile/laugh, affection
*Weirdest thing about you? - um, i donno, what do you think?
*Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? - fsho!
*What do you think of ouija board? - what the eff kinda question it this?
*What book are you reading now? - choke
*What's on your mouse pad? - dilbert
*Favorite board game? - risk, although it takes FOREVER
*Favorite magazine? - um, i donno...
*Favorite sound? - sine wave
*Worst feeling in the world? - i hafta agree with bea, guilt
*What is the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?- i wanna go back to sleep
*Do you like rollercoasters - yepers
*How many rings before you answer? - 1 or 2, jeff will own my ass if he has to get up
*Future daughter's name? - i donno, i like samantha or rebecca, or erica
*Future son's name? - ikerous
*Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
*Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? - mah pillows, thats about it
*If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? - astronaut!
*What are you going to do after you finish this survey? - sleep
*What was the last food you ate? - pizza hut
*you bored? - kinda
*How many buddies are on? - 9-ish
*Last movie you saw? - secondhand lions is the last one i watched

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 02:32:29 GMT

Your Love Life by lpfloatsmyboat
Name/username/nickname:
favorite color:
best physical quaility:	face
best personality trait:	caring
will you marry your bf/gf that you have now?	yes!
when will you get married?	September 10, 2013
your kiss is:	mixed messages
People date you because:	you're everything they want in a girl/guy

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 04:00:08 GMT

the following is a story

No Surpises Please
The smell is what got me; otherwise, I would have never started doing it. When I held it to my lips, the sweet aroma filled my nose, encouraging me to take it in.
  "Light that fatty up boy!" Adema said, "skibbity-skibbity-skwah!"
  "The lighter's in the glove box," I pointed and he leaned forward in his seat, exposing the '¿What Would Jimmy Say?' tailored to the back of his jacket, and grabbed the lighter.
  "Gimme that shit yo," he took the cigar from my lips, closed his eyes, and caressed the tip with his tongue.
"Quit dude," I laughed, "you're getting' it all wet!"
"Whateva mang," he flipped it horizontal, with the end at his lips, and lit the open tip with my lighter.
  "Pass that back cracka," Pinto said from the back seat.
  "Open the windows," I said, "it's gonna smell like shit in here and my dad will snap."
Adema took a puff and passed the blunt back as he rolled down his window.
  "You're so paranoid dude," smoke floating from his mouth as he talked.
"Yeah right," I looked in the rear-view mirror at Pinto. He was sitting behind
Adema, looking out his window, a dazed look in his eyes. I knew he was thinking about her, they broke up the day before. He looked sad, in a way, and I had hoped this trip would make him feel better. We were headed to our church. Well, it wasn't really a church; it was more of a porn shop. Adema had been there before, so he felt obligated to "baptize" all of us as we turned 18. Pinto and I were the first. Adema became the priest, and we became the altar boys.
  Pinto looked down and realized the cigar ash had fallen on the seat.
  "Oops," he said, "Tank?"
  That's me, well, my real name is Topher, but everyone calls me Ape Tank, or Tank for short. Pinto gave me the name because of the way I walk, with my arms hanging sown and my hands turned back - ape - and because I'm big - tank. I don't know, it has a ring to it.
  "I accidentally got some ash on the seat."
  "Did it burn?"
  "Yeah."
  "Shit. Whatever, it's a crappy car anyway," I said.
  "Oh," he said, than went back to looking out the window, the wind blowing through his hair. There was a car stalled out on the other side of the street, the hood open, releasing a cloud of smoke into the night's air. The driver was in front of it, kicking the bumper in a fit of rage. We had a good laugh.
  "The cops aren't going to pull us over, are they?" asked Boink. Boink was Adema's nickname. I don't really know who gave it to him, but it start off as Llamaboink, because, well, he liked llamas. A lot. Every now and than someone will call him the full thing, but it's usually just Boink.
  "Probably no, and if they do, so what? We're all over 18," I replied.
  "Yeah, I guess," he said, "AWW SNIGGITY-SCHNAPS, THERE IT IS!"
  I pulled into the parking lot and put it into park. Pinto was teaching me how to drive stick. Let me tell you, that shit is hard.
  We got out and looked around, there was a Christian bookstore across the street, which is where we got the name for "The Church". We went inside and a guy checked our ids, than put them into this little machine that took a picture of them.
  Then we were free. As we walked in, we could hear Sublime playing over the sound system, and I bowed my head in respect for a god. I always have, and always will do it. I can't not. There was so much stuff inside. In the first room was the cash registers set on display cases filled with pipes and bongs and other "tobacco" paraphernalia. There were tee shirts and dirty playing cards and such, the kind of things you would find in little tourist shops in Florida.
  The next room was filled with sex toys and lingerie. Pinto and I were talking about buying Sobea something when Boink called us over.
  "What did you find?" I asked.
  "This," he said, and presented a plastic woman in a glass case. She was frozen in one position, kneeling, hands in her lap, mouth open. I was actually quite disturbed; I don't see how anyone could have sex with it.
  "Dude, you have to touch this," said Boink. I looked toward the base of the glass and saw a small hole in the glass where you could stick your finger in and touch a separate, "sample", fake vagina.
  "No way!" I looked at Pinto and he shook his head.
  "Aww, come on you fuckers, I did it!"
  "Aight, I'll try it," Pinto said, giving into Boinks pleas, "EW GROSS, it's COLD! AHH!"
  "He turned around and shook it off, "You defiantly need to try that."
  "Fine," I pitched my last bit of self-decency and stuck my finger into the hole.
  Pinto was right, it was cold. And it felt like those sticky hands that you buy in the quarter machines outside of grocery stores. It made me sick and now I deffinatly didn't understand why someone would have sex with it. At all.
  "That's fucking sick dude," I said as Boink was dying of laughter. Gross.
  We moved to the next room, and we could still hear Brad's vocals above us '…Well I had a million dollars, but I'd, I'd spend it all. If I could find that Hanna…'. The walls were filled with movies, DVDs and VHSs, much too dirty to describe on paper.
  Right away, Boink pointed to the other side of the room, "Don't go over there, S&M and gay porn."
  Pinto and I agreed, being that we were straight and not bondage freaks, it wasn't hard to. We spent the next 15 minutes looking at all the DVDs, giggling like little school girls at the funny names that were suppose to be clever, but just came off as stupid. We made our decisions, and I bought one for Trent, one of our friends that was too young to come along, but gave me money to get him something. We were gonna watch it all at a sleep over at Trent's house later, so I didn't really mind.
  We got back in the car and started on our way home, waving goodbye to the church. It was about 10 o'clock and it would take about 45 minutes to get back. It was dark and the roads we empty. I turned on the radio and flipped to our local rock station.
  "Hey, that's Tool!" yelled Pinto, "blast that shit!"
  So I did.
  "Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim…," he sang along.
  As the song ended, we pulled up to a stoplight.
  There was a car with four girls in it, they looked to be our age.
  "They're pretty hot," said Boink.
  "Yeah they are," Pinto seconded.
  The girl that was driving rolled down her window and said something to Boink, then giggled.
  "What did she say," I asked.
  " 'Hey cutie', she's hot!" he said.
  Just than, the light turned green, and the hotties took off at full speed.
  "Dude, Tank, catch up with them," Pinto said as he undid his belt buckle, "I'm gonna moon them."
  He undid his seatbelt and got into position. I sped up and got right beside them, keeping steady. I looked over and saw Pinto had dropped trou', and the girls were laughing. At least I think they were laughing, all I could think of is Pinto's ass cheeks pressed up against my window. Goddamn that kid.
  He pulled up his pants and sat down, we were all laughing our asses off.
  The girls pulled back and swerved from the right lane to the left lane and charged us, forcing us to move into the right lane. They pulled next to us, the two girls in the back with their pants down in the same gesture Pinto had given them.
  "Oh my god, oh my god," Boink screamed, jumping around excitedly, "maybe they'll show us their tits!" He pulled up his shirt, exposing his nipples. It was too late though, they had slowed and onto another street. We watched them hoping to see another glimpse of skin, but there was none.
  I turned around and looked at the speedometer, it read 65 mph, so I put my foot on the brake and finally looked up.
  I saw this next part like a movie, my mind separate from my body. It's like I had died when I saw that car in front of me. It was the one stalled in the road on the way to the church. Gleaming in the moonlight, it sat there, half in my lane, half in the shoulder. I saw it. I saw my car hit it, in front right section. I saw my car flip onto its roof. I could feel immense pain, and a very loud screech in my ears. And than it was gone. I could hear my heartbeat, and than, like the pain, it was gone as well. Eventually the paramedics came, with their paddles and their medicine. They shocked me, but it didn't hurt, I could barely feel it. I could hear Pinto and Boink in the background of the commotion, I'm glad they made it. I would be hard without them, but I guess in time, they'll join me.
  All sound cut off after the paramedics put me in the body bag, and as the zipped it up, I could hear my favorite Radiohead song, "No surprises". I've always imagined it this way. Dark and silent, unlike most of my life, I realized one thing: I could get used to this.

well, most of it is anyway

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 02:40:49 GMT

:x: name = tino
:x: birthday = oct 16
:x: age = 18
:x: city = milwaulkee, wi
:x: height = 5'4"
:x: shoe size = 6
:x: hair color = brown
:x: school = nickel bag high

NUMBER...
:x: of siblings = 0
:x: of pets = 6-ish
:x: of shoes = 2 1/2 pairs, maniiiiii!!
:x: of piercings = 3-ish
:x: of tattoos = 2-ish
:x: of exboyfriends or girlfriends =1
:x: of times I have been in love? = 2
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = 0, i quess
:x: of hearts I have broken? = 1
:x: of girls I have kissed? = 2
:x: of boys I have kissed? = 0
:x: of girls I've slept with? = 2
:x: of boys I've slept with? = 0
:x: of drugs taken illegally? = 1, cuz mah ma forced me to (alcohol)
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = 3?
:x: of people I consider my enemies? = 0
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = 1/2 i think
:x: of scars on my body? = too many
:x: of things in my past that I regret? = none that come to mind

LAST...

:x: movie you bought = secondhand lions
:x: movie you rented = toxic avenger
:x: song you listened to = the joker
:x: song that was stuck in your head = games without frontiers
:x: cd you bought = MSI: alienating our audience
:x: cd you listened to = bloodhound gang
:x: person you've called = amanda
:x: person that's called you = amanda
:x: tv show you've watched = cant remember
:x: person you were thinking of = amanda
:x: friend[s] you made = um...steve, from across the street?

DO...
:x: you have a crush on someone = nope, im in loverzzz
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = maine
:x: you think about suicide = sometimes :/
:x: you believe in online dating = jersey gurlss, lol
:x: others find you attractive = can't read minds, prolly not
:x: you want more piercings = yes'm
:x: do you drink = nope
:x: you do drugs = nope
:x: you smoke = not really
:x: you like cleaning = hate it
:x: you like roller coasters = yeppers
:x: you write in cursive or print = PRINT

FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relationships = for
:x: using someone = against against
:x: suicide = against
:x: killing people = against
:x: teenage smoking = against
:x: doing drugs = donn curr, juss donn do 'em around me
:x: driving drunk = against
:x: gay/lesbian relationships = for
:x: soap operas = ew

FAVORITE...
:x: food = pizza
:x: thing to do = sleep
:x: thing to talk about = whatever comes up, as long as it holds my interest
:x: sports = hockey, all else must DIE
:x: drinks = orange juice
:x: clothes = mah pink slippers, MEE-YEOW!
:x: movies = monthy phython ad the holy grail, goonies
:x: Bands = tool, APC, mogwai, pink floyd
:x: holiday = rush-shush-ana
:x: word = um, i donno, FUCK!
:x: nickname = pinto
:x: guy name = iquiruos
:x: girl name =
:x: eye color =
:x: flower = donno
:x: piercing = eyebrow
:x: actor = steve busheimi
:x: actress = christina ricci

HAVE YOU...
:x: ever cried over a girl = yes
:x: ever cried over a boy = no?
:x: ever been in a fist fight = yes
:x: ever been arrested = no
:x: ever gotten a ticket = no
:x: ever took a drug = no
:x: ever been on a talk show = no

WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = head and shoulders
:x: shoes do you wear = chuck taylors
:x: are you scared of = rejection...
:x: time do you wake up = 6:30
:x: reminds you of your past = weather
:x: makes you think = late at night, when i can't sleep, thats when i think, i donno why, but i cant sleep because of it

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
:x: pretty = nope
:x: funny = sometimes
:x: hot = no
:x: friendly = i think so
:x: amusing = i have my moments?
:x: ugly = a little
:x: lovable = sure
:x: caring = sure
:x: sweet = maybe
:x: dorky = fsho
:x: ditzy = no
:x: smart = no
:x: understanding = yes
:x: entertaining = sometimes

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 20:44:47 GMT

p.s. last night was amazing

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 20:44:26 GMT

mah baby's 17, happy birthday amanda!

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 02:57:17 GMT

Carlo P. Romulo, the five-foot, four-inch former ambassador from the Philippines, was at the reception held in Fort Worth when one of his lanky Texan hosts addressed him. "How does it feel to be in the midst of all these six-footers?"
"Like a dime among nickels," replied Romulo.
-Reader's Digest

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 01:17:35 GMT

Igor, i know you remember this

it had me and my mom laughing for at least five minutes, physical tears.

memories...

Wed, 02 Jun 2004 04:14:19 GMT

sorry kyle, fro, and jevon, i didnt have any pics for you guys

</lj-cut

Sat, 29 May 2004 06:08:52 GMT

a day from hell turned awesome.

i love you amanda

Fri, 28 May 2004 01:28:33 GMT

amanda hates school.

the end.

Thu, 27 May 2004 03:19:23 GMT

tomarrow's going to suck balls

Wed, 26 May 2004 05:32:50 GMT

SALT + ICE = DEATH!!

Wed, 26 May 2004 05:22:11 GMT

x. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? nothing, those people on tv always look like they are gonna die after they get it

x. Do you have a completely irrational fear? shrimp?

x. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment? playing with my hands, cracking my fingers ovr and over. or pulling my shirt down.

x. Are you a pyromaniac? yes, but not as bad as aj

x. Do you have too many love interests? nope, one is enough. i <3 amanda

x. Do you know anyone famous? the godfather...

x. Describe your bed: a futon, black, squeeky, and a mattress on my floor, blue, from aj's house, chris usually sleeps there.

x. Spontaneous or plan? spontaneous, but planned is nice too

x. Do you know how to play poker? fsho, got mah face and everything!

x. What do you carry with you at all times? 2 braclets on my left wrist, big ball necklace, wallet, a lighter (my zippo), and maybe a pen in my ear.

x. What do you miss most about being little? not caring about anything, having fun in any situation.

x. Are you happy with your given name? yeah, everyone makes fun of me for it, like if a sub is in class and calls out my name, everyone's like "your name is thomas?? then they laugh, whatev

x. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? i donno, if i could hang out with haloXcore everyday, than it wouldnt take much.

x. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? i guess

x. Do transient, homeless, or starving people bother you?: yes, if i ever get rich, im gonna buy a huge house and give it to the homeless and feed them and everything.

x. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? i think so

x. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend or your friends? lately, with mah gf, sorry guys

x. What's one thing you wish you could do but can't? skydive, that shit scares the hell out of me, i ain't doin it.

x. What is your ideal marriage location? i donno, a church? im 18, what the eff kinda question is that?

x. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? banjo, hands down

x. Favorite fabric? doesn't matter, as long as it's comfortable.

x. Something you love and hate? chris

x. What kind of bedding do you use? a mattress?

x. Do you tell your friends about your sex life? not really, no one cares enough

x. What's the one language you want to learn? sign language!! think about it, almost everyone has hands, it's PERFECT!

x. What do you order at a bar? a SO-DA

x. Have you ever pierced your body parts? ears

x. Do you have tattoos? yes'm, on mah back, calvin and hobbes

x. Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery any kind if confronted? probably

x. Do you drive stick? yes, my mommy taught me. and imma teach amanda, whether she likes it or not

x. What's one trait you hate in a person? arrogance *cough cough*shane arnold*cough*

x. What kind of watch(es) do you wear? i made mine

x. Most frivolous purchase? um, nothing really, i buy food most of the time.

x. Do you consider yourself materialistic? nope

x. What do you cook the best? grilled cheese, mmmmm

x. Favorite writing instrument?: pens that don't leak

x. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? stand out, but it's really hard, i got called scene today.

x. What kind of books do you like to read? im reading the bible right now, i don't like certain kinds of things

x. If you won the lottery, what would you do? pay off mah parents morgage and car loan, than build myself a phatty recordind studio, IRONWHORE RECORDS

x. What's one thing you're a sore loser at? thumb wars

x. If you don't like a person, how do you show it? i dont usually not like people

x. Do you cry in front of friends? only once

x. What's one thing you like to do alone? write

x. Are you a giver or a taker? both

x. When's the last time you cried? recently, thats all ill say

x. Favorite communication method? in person

x. How many drinks before you're tipsy? i had my first buzz when me and chris went to florida this year, and thats only because my mom nearly forced me to drink. i had like four sips of her margarita.

x. Favorite kind of porn? amateur

x. Do you ever have to beg? not really

x. Have you ever done any illegal drugs? nope

x. Do you think you're cute? nope

x. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? nope

x. What's the most painful experience you've ever had? watching someone very close to me break down and cry, something i would have never thought could have happened. it made me feel extremely small and vulneralbe. no, it's not any of you.

Tue, 25 May 2004 04:01:01 GMT

Put an X on the things that make the statement true and a + if you haven't don it, but want to
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
( ) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
( ) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(+) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
( ) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(+) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(+) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR (HaHaHa...)
(X) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
( ) I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI
(+) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
( ) I NEVER HAVE WATCHED PORN
(X) I NEVER HAVE FANTASIZED ABOUT SLEEPING WITH A CARTOON AND/OR COMIC CHARACTER
(X) I NEVER HAVE OUT AND OUT LIED ON A RESUME TO GET A JOB
(X) I NEVER HAVE JUMPED OUT OF AN AIRPLANE
(X) I NEVER ATE MY OWN FECES
(X) I NEVER KNIFED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER LEFT WORK EARLY BECAUSE IT WAS BORING
(X) I NEVER THOUGHT MEG RYAN WAS THE HOTTEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD
(X) I NEVER HAD A BUNCH OF ANGRY MONKEYS THROW POOP AT ME
( ) I NEVER SLEPT WITH SOMEONE UNDERAGE (if it counts as me being underage?)
(X) I NEVER HAVE BLED FROM THE EYE
(X) I NEVER HAD A CAR KEY IMPALED IN MY HAND
(X) I NEVER VOTED BUSH
(+) I NEVER HAD SEX IN A MOVIE THEATER
(X) I NEVER HAVE SHIT MYSELF
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN SWIMMING IN THE DETROIT RIVER
(X) I'VE NEVER DECLARED BANKRUPTCY
(X) I'VE NEVER BOWLED A 300 GAME
(X) I'VE NEVER KICKED OUT A ROOMMATE
( ) I'VE NEVER FALLEN DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
(+) I'VE NEVER LET A BAND FROM OUT OF TOWN STAY AT MY HOUSE OR APARTMENT
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD "MAJOR" SURGERY
(X) I'VE NEVER FALLEN ASLEEP WHILE DRIVING
(X) I'VE NEVER SOLD CD'S BECAUSE I WAS BROKE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN BITTEN BY A LARGE DOG
(+) I'VE NEVER HAD SOMEONE CALL THE COPS BECAUSE MY PARTY/STEREO WAS TOO LOUD
(+) I'VE NEVER SIPHONED GAS FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S CAR
(X) I'VE NEVER DITCHED OUT ON A RESTARAUNT CHECK
(X) I'VE NEVER TOLD SOMEONE ELSE I HATED THEM
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX WHILE SOMEONE WATCHED (closely)
(X) I'VE NEVER WATCHED TWO PEOPLE HAVE SEX (closely)
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN A HOSTAGE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A COVER BAND
(X) I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY PLAYED GOLF
( ) I'VE NEVER CAUGHT A BIG-ASS FISH
( ) I'VE NEVER SLEPT FOR OVER 16 HOURS
( ) I'VE NEVER FALLEN ASLEEP DURING A LECTURE
(+) I'VE NEVER TOLD MY BOSS HE/SHE COULD "FUCK THEMSELVES"
(X) I'VE NEVER WOKE UP SCREAMING FROM A NIGHTMARE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN EVICTED FROM A HOUSE OR APARTMENT
(X) I'VE NEVER WORN A COSTUME OUTSIDE WHEN IT WASN'T HALLOWEEN
( ) I'VE NEVER PURCHASED PORNOGRAPHY FROM A BONA FIDE PORNOGRAPHY STORE (not just the liquor store)
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD TO GET A LAWYER
( ) I'VE NEVER FOUND A $20 BILL IN THE LAUNDRY
( ) I'VE NEVER READ A WHOLE BOOK IN ONE SITTING
(X) I'VE NEVER RAN MY CAR OUT OF GAS
(X) I'VE NEVER HALLUCINATED FROM THE EFFECTS OF DRUGS
( ) I'VE NEVER HAD A TOOTH PULLED
(X) I'VE NEVER SEEN "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE"
( ) I'VE NEVER HAD A NORMAL PET LIKE A CAT OR DOG
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD AN EXOTIC PET LIKE A SNAKE, LIZARD OR CONGRESSMAN
(X) I'VE NEVER VOTED IN A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
( ) I'VE NEVER GOTTEN CITRUS JUICE IN MY EYE
( ) I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING STUPID JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DARED ME TO DO IT
(X) I'VE NEVER SMOKED A WHOLE PACK AT THE BAR
( ) I'VE NEVER DRIVEN MORE THAN 2 HOURS TO SEE A BAND OR CONCERT
( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I'VE NEVER MASTURBATED WHILE DRIVING
(X) I'VE NEVER EATEN DOG FOOD
(X) I'VE NEVER MASTERBATED WHILE MY ROOMATE WAS GETTING SOME IN THE NEXT ROOM...: )
(X) I'VE NEVER PURPOSELY RUN OVER AN ANIMAL WHILE DRIVING
(X) I'VE NEVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING
(X) I'VE NEVER BEATEN SOMEONE TO DEATH
(X) I'VE NEVER JUMPED INTO A PURPLE POOL WITH LEFT HANDED ZOMBIES
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD A FULL-BRAZILIAN WAX.
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD A MAKE-OUT CONTEST WITH A FRIEND (who can make-out w/ more people first)
( ) I'VE NEVER PULLED 3 ALL-NIGHTERS IN A ROW FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
(X) I'VE NEVER TOLD OFF AN OLD PERSON (older than 70).
(X) I'VE NEVER STALKED A RADIO PERSONALITY TO GET FREE TICKETS TO CONCERTS.
(X) I'VE NEVER PARTICIPATED IN A PIE-EATING CONTEST.
(X) I'VE NEVER TRAVELLED CROSS-COUNTRY TO MEET UP W/ SOMEONE.
(X) I'VE NEVER TRIED TO SET A RECORD FOR RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
(X) I'VE NEVER YELLED OUT LOUD "I NEED ASS!!!"

Sat, 22 May 2004 22:47:27 GMT

my uncle jason, with my can of beans

Sat, 22 May 2004 07:20:25 GMT

so today, we went to six flags for physics.

bad things-
1. me and kelly went in the line for front row on superman, and this dumb guy behind us shouted "faggot" at the top of his lungs.
2. i realized that for some reason, my $20-goodwill camera doesn't work in six flags, i don't know why not.
3. i didn't get to go on giant drop and show everyone my penny trick.
4. my ride that i had to "research" was closed, so i'm fucked with that.
5. it was sunny, and warm towards the end of the trip.
6. nicolet kids don't know how to tell time, especially when there are four buses waiting for them. i though we learned that shit back in 2nd grade.
7. sara and linsey kicked me out of my seat, because they're stupid, and the only reason i moved, was because i didn't want to deal with any SHIT, aka:imma lil bitch.
8. everyone on the bus wanted the windows up, and of course, i preferred them down. we dealt with snow for 3 month, rain aint gonna fuckin hurt you.
9. haloXcore couldnt come.
10. there are probably more, but i can't think of them.

good things-
1. i rode like, five roller costers.
2. chris lent me 11 dollars, so i could eat: cheese fries and funnel cake.
3. i found 82 cents on demon, there was more, but i couldnt reach it.
4. kelly got a picture of her rabbing alex's tit on raging bull.
5. bumper cars rock.
6. got to chill with sobea-ner, that was funn. she bought us whistle-suckers, in which i continued to play "smoke on the water" with.
7. hung out with amanda, i loved every second of it. we watched some school movie about hangman? i think it was something like "hangmans curse". and i borrewed mean girls from bea, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
8. its so late, im going to sleep.

i want S.A. burritos!!

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